America's Infection Has Officially Spread To Italy

The Jersey Shore whores arrived in Italy today and moved into their villa in Florence to rest before they spew a layer of scab skin all over the city. The Situation brought the douchbaggery right away by looking like a retired Boca Raton guido who spends his days licking his lips at the girls in the park while swatting the flies away before they land on his skin to suckle the grease out of his pores. But what's more offensive than that is how the tourists and locals are gathering around to take pictures of these dirt barge skanks!

Don't they know that when faced with a pack of minotaurs, you're supposed to form a mob and chase them out of the city with your fists, stones, sacred prayer, splashes of holy water, flaming torches, big vocabulary words, Valtrex dust and oil remover. You're not supposed to take their picture! THAT ONLY MAKES THEM STRONGER! The same way posting pictures of them on a public forum does. Fuckme.